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Hotel @zero1mtl is playing Thievery Corp in lobby.
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Hipsters arguing using sign language: "I listen to bands you haven't even heard of." Long, awkward pause.
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It wouldn't be a wedding without the puking and the crying.
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Student protests in Montréal. At 2:15. http://t.co/gbSgosh1
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The groom has informed me there is smoked meat and scotch at midnight. #YULWedding
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If and when I get married again, I'm limiting speeches to 140 characters each.
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When you go to a designer's wedding you get cool, designer stuff! #bonbonierre http://t.co/36tizSYi
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The bride changes! http://t.co/btX47YRu
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Shared 12 photos.
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Montréal wedding: poutine course at dinner. http://t.co/WReoPzo6
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Placecards. http://t.co/UinU08Fx
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"There needs to be an iPhone-to-iPhone connector to let one iPhone charge another." Back and forth forever ))<>((
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Wedding centre pieces. http://t.co/5dYTDCVe
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At Circuit Gilles Villeneuve. http://t.co/ifFQIuRs
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These shoes are happening. "They're made from real ponies." http://t.co/8Qm9BKHC
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Just watched two people in wheelchairs chain-light a cigarette off each other like some sort of in-flight nicotine refueling.
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The guys in Montréal make no effort to conceal the fact that they are checking women out.
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RT @RyanDeBeasi: The #smacss workshop is awesome so far, and they have great coffee. Only downside: discovered that @snookca is not actu ...
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Oh, Montrèal. http://t.co/ghi5BDHV
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Crumbling infrastructure…#MontreaLOL! Er, wait, I'm on the other bridge. http://t.co/1J8s2DMl
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With Facebook IPO NASDAQ now offers Buy, Sell, and Poke orders for shares.
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The best poutine in Montréal is…?
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Woman on the train is explaining percentages to someone on the phone. "You got 60[%]: you passed".
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After Facebook IPO, Mark Zuckerberg to use wealth to buy Jesse Eisenberg to keep in a giant, gilded cage at FB headquarters.
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RT @FacesofWayne: @madgoat @NadineThornhill @justinvl @all_caps In this day in age they really should have two tramp stamps! #insufficie ...
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No dice on getting a live shot, but I found Pugs not Drugs ginger's shirt online. http://t.co/qEVacQCZ$
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It's all about the Bordenjamins at the train station. http://t.co/fzflfE7V
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Giant ginger guy wearing a 'Pugs not drugs' T shirt at train station. This is actually happening. I'll try to get a picture.
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At the train station. @via_rail to Montréal this morning.
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Today the Ottawa Sun will run a cover slamming the Museum sex exhibit beside a call-out for the Sun Girl.
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New app idea: app displays shampoo bottle labels to recreate that pre-smartphone 'bored taking a poop' experience.
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Girls Gone Prorogue #DelMastroPorn
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Flaherty Job #DelMastroPorn
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In Camera #DelMastroPorn
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50 Shades of Blue #DelMastroPorn
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The hashtag #DelMastroPorn makes me feel unsexy. This is all a Conservative plot to make us have bad sex.
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People who commute to South Ottawa: how do you not shoot yourself in the face everyday?
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Dear Dyson: please invent a vacuum that I wear like a jetpack. It would look cool and not get caught on corners like a canister vac.
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Saw @catrionaleger on Wellington. I almost didn't recognize her in jeans: I always remember her in an awesome yellow number at Fringe Gala.
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Packing for weekend wedding in Montréal: not sure what to bring to wear on my giant, square head.
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It takes 60x longer to delete a tweet than it does to post it; 300x longer if it's a DM fail.
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I keep waiting for Yahoo to buy Yahoo and destroy itself.
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First major Instagram update since FB takeover: now includes auto-duck lips and high-key 'perfect skin' filters. :-m
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RT @alysonshane: Do you think if I wrote to @pmharper he'd write back? Like writing to Santa, except instead of giving presents he destr ...
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Is Gmail sucking hard for anybody else?So slow…
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RT @MikePMoffatt: How terrible. Needless to say I'm a big fan. "@cmaconthehill: Reports say Donna Summer has died #RIP"
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